Sunday, October 16, 2016

My Choice

What is best in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Some guy: Surprise blowjob.
Me: Kraft peanut butter. Wait…..did he just say surprise blowjob? Can I have two answers? No? Well. The peanut butter then.
Some regrets.

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